Desi whatsapp status with Indian touch


Whatsapp Status in Hindi

These crazy , funny, creepy whatsapp status are perfect to troll and make your status more special. The desi and Indian touch make them super shareholic !

Enjoy them !!

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Gum bahut hai ..😢 Par Paper nahi hai chipkane ke liye😂😂
Even if hair is hairs, air is airs, live ur life because nobody cares..!!!
Birla asked tata – have u tried aashirwad aata ?
Jab aap bar mein jayiyae toh car mein mat jayiyae..
Raat bahut ho chuki aap so jayiyae, subah chai peeney ghar aayiyae..
Tree par chidiya chirp kare, breakfast par lady burp kare, maza life ka tab hai jab chai peetey peetey insaan slurp kare..

peetey insaan slurp kare..
Har dot com bust nahi hota,
har pyaar – lust nahi hota,
har worker bhrast nahi hota
har kaam must nahi hota..
Baby jab se kharid liya hai iphone, teri toh badal hee gayi hai tone..
Abhi khadi nahi hui ho apne pair par aur doggy ko le ja rahi ho sair par..
Anushka khelegi holi, run bana de kohli..
Kyun ho rahi hai attach, it’s just a t20 match..
Destination jitna bhi ho far, radius will begin with R & radar will end with R.. !!
Pyaar ke raaste mein har time dard milega,
isi raastey par medical store khol doh, mast chalega
When it is a beginning then it is a happening..
Was feeling shy to say hi, last night i dreamt abt u & i working in icici, ok bye..
100 लगाने से पुलिस आती है
100 देने से पुलिस जाती है
😂😂😂

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