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Gore rang pe
na itna gumaan kar, pehle ek kaam kar, jaa kar snaan kar..


I asked mom y computers are so smart?
My mother replied because computer follows
instructions from mother board आवाज
बंद
Son- Papa aapne kaha tha na ki mehnat
khamoshi se karo,safalta khud shor
machayegi Papa- haan to?? Son- meri GF
ko beta hua hai

Even if hair
is hairs, air is airs, live ur life because nobody cares.. 


chura ke dil
mera- KOREA chali 


Darling
kaise chadogi seedi jab piyogi itni beedi.. 


Kisi ki
success par kabhi mat jalo, apna swag apne saath le kar chalo. 


Baby chali
gayi hai holi aur tu chaba rahi hai vitamin C ki goli.. 

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Thread is
dhaaga, crow is kaaga, next time when u come to goa , will bathe in beach baga.. 


Darling
jaldi kar lo date, badhney waaley hain petrol ke rate..


Life jiyo
moment ke liye kaam karo payment ke liye pyaar karo sentiment ke liye ..


Home ya
rome, om shanti om..


Subah ho
gayi baby jaldi jaldi rise karo, duniya ko baad mein pehle khud ko surprise karo ..

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Quarter
peeney sey fat earn hoga, water peeney se fat burn hoga..


boli behna,
naiyya paar laga de raina..


Baby what is
the point of having billions in your bank when u don’t know when titanic sank ? 


Duniya jaan
deti hai teri ek look pe, tu din bhar lagi rehti hai facebook pe.. 

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Ek din bik
jayega maati ke mol, jag mein reh jayenge pyare tere LOL.. 


Die eating –
excess intake of food

Dieting – minimum intake of food.. 


Love karo
staff ko tough karo calf ko respect karo giraffe ko double karo laugh ko.. 


Once a dosa
asked a samosa – have u been eaten in sentosa ? 


Sheesha
rakho saamne aur dekho apne aap ko, smile karke pooch lo apni darling ke baap
ko – why am I so sexy, auto na miley toh le lo taxi


Hyderabad ke
dosay, lucknow ke samosay, yeh duniya chalti hai ram bharosay..


Toy is
khilona & cry is rona, sleep is valuable that’s why it’s called sona..


Apni field
mein agar banna hai hero toh phir logon se expectations rakho zero..


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Under the
magnificent sun, ur face glows, am watching u baby, don’t dig ur nose..


Badh rahe
hain petrol aur sabziyon ke daam subah aur shaam u r posting ur photos in
instagram..


Itni tension
mat liya kar, uth tey hee paani piya kar..


Ego ko move
karo slightly, baat karo politely, zindagi ko mat lo lightly..

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Kabhi khushi
kabhi sorrow, no matter how tall you are, you can never see tomorrow..


Jab seedhi
ungliyon se ghee na nikley then use ur fists, no matter how pretty &
handsome u r, baboons & gorillas also attract tourists..


Grandfather
is nana, excuse is bahana, next time jab bhi India aao ghar zaroor aana..


Tod doh ego
ki wall, GOOD MORNING ALL


Agar main
hun tera dilbar phir aaj lunch ka Bill tu bhar..


Mountain ke
top ko kehte hain cliff, attitude maarney waaley hotey hain stiff..


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The biggest
dope in your life is to be in your senses, never give up, embrace ur struggles
with different lenses..


Ghoda se
boli ghodi, dhoni & virat are ram laxman ki jodi..


Change is
the essence of life, keep on changing & keep on growing..


Stick to ur
brand be it vodka or black label, aajkal I LOVE is constant & YOU is a
variable 


Sow ur Seed,
Grow ur Weed.


Pankha fan
hai,aadmi man hai, baby raat ka kya plan hai ?

 

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Subah ki
golden dhoop takes you to a different loop..


Mujhe aa
rahi hai cough, aaj weather tha rough, ab so jao, raat ho gayi enough..

 

Sunshine ki
dhoop mein bola kauwa, subah ho gayi baby, auwwa auwwa..

Agar choice
hai then choose d best, agar nahi hai then do the best..


Tap ko kehte
hain nal aur strength ko bal,bank agar deta hai toh kar lo borrow, pls don’t
forget to go to d gym tomorrow.


Joh millions
kamata hai uska bill bahot bada hai,           joh onions kamata hai uska dil bahot bada
hai..


Baby jab se
bani ho lady, tab se pee rahi ho JD.. 

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