Looking for some really crazy and funny hilarious whatsapp msg for your groups and friends ??

You have landed on the right page ! Check this crispy and funholic whatsapp status and msgs for your groups and friends to forward. Typical Desi Indian msgs for you all !!
                   Love of soul !! See the magic when you tag someone !
                               It will turn out something diff !
                    Someday you’ll miss her like she missed you.
                    Someday you’ll need her like she needed you.
                    Someday you’ll love her and she won’t love you.
Cincinnati+zoo
Gham milta hai toh aadmi
sad hota hai,
Rum milta hai toh aadmi mad hota hai..

 

Dawai khalo pain mein,
thoda bheeg jao rain mein,
ek hee life mili hai usko mat guzaro strain mein..

 

Early to bed,
early to
rise makes ur girlfriend escape with other guys..

 

Na der hai na andher hai,

tere karmon ka sab fer hai…

 

Robert told paul,
cricket
mein doh bat aur ek ball,
whenever you are free,
give me a call..
whatsapp-status-for-life

Registered office is RO,

Na chandramukhi na paaro,
Joh dikhey usi pe line maaro..

 

Chhokri se tension milegi,
Naukri se pension milegi..

 

 

Duniya mein sukhi vohi
hota hai
Joh sunday ko 2 peg laga kar sota hai..

 

 

Aaj breakfast mein aloo ka
parantha aur saath mein dahi hai,
kal jinkey aeroplanes udhtey thhe aaj unkey
paas passport bhi nahi hai..

 

L M N O P Q R, let ppl see
the real,
Imperfect, flawed, quirky, weird, beautiful magical person that u R..

 

 

Life jiyo moment ke liye
kaam karo payment ke liye
Pyaar karo Sentiment ke liye..

 

 

Joh dete hain ladki ko
tohfey,
Vohi lagatey hain unki shaadi mein sofey..
whatsapp-status-for-love

 

 

Badh raha hai paap ka
ghada
Aur tu kha rahi hai dahi vada..

 

Chalo dildar chalo chaand
ke paar chalo,
Bhaiyya pehle zara khar chalo..

 

Green green baag mein
green green totey,
Humey aur jeeney ki chahat na hoti agar tum na hotey..

 

 

Kudi patao luck waali,
Chai piyo adrak waali..

 

Argentina ka messi,
Brazil
ka kaka,
Shakira boley waka waka..

 

Lomdi mein fur hai,
Khopdi
mein dar hai kadhai mein sar hai,
Shanghai mein ghar hai…

 

 

It’s neither about ur age
nor about ur image,
It’s only about how many likes u get on ur page !!

 

 

Sagar kinare dil yeh
pukare,
Baad mein aaye kejriwal,
Pehle aaye hazare.

 

Dil doh kisi ek ko,
Voh
bhi kisi nek ko,
Jab tak mil na jaaye koi,
Try karte raho har ek ko.

 

 

Hawa is air,
Mela is fair,Baal is hair.
Earn to share & learn to care..

cool-whatsapp-statuses

 

Intezaar ko kehte hain
wait,
Milney ko kehte hain date,
Butt ko hilaney se hi great banta hai fate..

 

 

Airlines ka business hai,

Bankon ka sahara hai,
Aadmi yeh saala sirf glamour ka maara hai !

 

 

Zindagi ek safar hai
suhana,
A for apple, B for banana..

 

 

Gaali dena is wrong,
Bengali behna is bong..

 

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