Quotes Movies | Funny Dialogues


Hello Doston ! Since Friendship Day is near here comes with some really classic desi Bollywood style dialogue for all our fans. These are very common but with twist. All these are among the famous Bollywood dialogues or movie quotes extracted just for you all. So enjoy and spread the word.

movie-quotes

Galati pe tokna bahut aasaan hai … par galati karne ki
himmat rakhna bahut mushkil

Rishtey tootne se khatam nahi ho jaate

Sikka dono ka hota hai, heads ka bhi aur tails ka bhi …
par waqt sirf uska aata hai joh palatkar upar aata hai..
movie-dialogues

Ab farak nahi padta … kyun ki jab farak nahi padta zindagi
mein … farak tabhi aata hai

Cricket ho ya pyar … agar timing sahi nahi hai toh kuch
nahi hai

Zindagi do choice deta hai … joh milta hai woh haath
phailakar le lo … ya phir joh maangta hai woh haath uthakar cheen lo
Pehle fan star ke peeche bhaagta tha … ab star fan ke
peeche bhaagega

Connection bhi na kamaal ki cheez hai … bas ho gaya toh ho
gaya … Wi-Fi, bluetooth se bhi zyada strong hai apna connection

quotes-movies
Joh kuch bhi usne kiya … maine apni life mein cut, copy,
paste kiya … bas farak itna hai udhar woh star bana aur main uska fan

Dil ka door bada hona chahiye … windows toh computer mein
bhi hai

Insaan ko hamesha clean hi hona chahiye … dirty toh
picture bhi hai

Insaan ko insaan hi hona chahiye … Kohinoor toh basmasti
chawal bhi hai

Insaan ko gaddar hona chahiye … wafadar toh kutta bhi hota
hai
funny-dialogues
Insaan mein akal honi chahiye … Surat toh Gujarat mein bhi
hai

Insaan ko hamesha khush hi hona chahiye … gambhir toh
Gautam bhi hai

Jalte hai log na jaane kyun mere junoon se … arre ek baar
toh dekh liya hota mera hunar sukoon se

Coffee ya dinner, jisse bhi bhare tumhara pet … can we go
on a date?
dialogues-of-movies
Hum kitne din jiye yeh zaroori nahi … hum un dino mein
kitna jeeye yeh zaroori hai

Mann ka ho toh acha … na ho toh aur bhi acha … kyun ki
woh eeshwar ki marzi hai

Koi tumhe tab tak nahi hara sakta … jab tak tum khud se na
haar jao

Galatiyan sabse hoti hai … but life is all about a second
chance

Sache dil se ki gai har koshish … kisi bhi haar jeet se
badi hoti hai
movie-dialogues
Is duniya mein sirf do hi kisam ke log hote hai … ek
jeevit aur doosre vivahit

Is baar haath nahi … saath chahiye

Sharafat ki duniya ka kissa hi khatam … ab jaisi duniya
vaise hum

Rishton mein bharosa aur mobile pe network na ho toh log
game khelne lagte hai

Har cheez ki keemat hoti hai … pata sirf yeh karna hota
hai ki kise aur kaise khareedna hai

Aaj kal shareef sirf woh hota hai jiske mobile mein password
nahi hota hai

Ghar science se nahi … home science se chalta hai

Har family mein problem hai … par woh khush naseeb hai
jinki family hoti hai
famous-bollywood-dialogues
Baatein jhooti ho sakti hai … kahaniyan nahi

Dilli ka aadha pollution toh aashiqon ke wajah se ho raha
hai

Rishtey tab bante hai jab rishton ko sambhal ke rakha jaata
hai

Waqt ka pata nahi chalta hai apno ke saath … lekin apno ka
pata chal jaata hai waqt ke saath

Har kahani ka happy ending ho sakta hai … agar sahi waqt
par end kardo toh
hindi-attitude-dialogues
Badlaav maapa nahi ja sakta … sirf mehsoos kiya jaata hai

Tum oxygen aur main double hydrogen … hamari chemistry
ekdum pani ki tarah hai

Chance kabhi bhi last nahi … hamesha second last hota hai

One man can make a difference!

Rishtey ko mazboot hona chahiye … majboor nahi

Zindagi mein nayi umeed chahiye … toh takleef toh uthani
hi padti hai
dialog-ringtone
Kisi bhi cheez ki kamyabi mein saath toh bahut log dete hai
… lekin uski wajah banta hai ek dushman

Acha khasa Ranbir Kapoor mil raha tha … lekin inki kismat
mein toh Shakti Kapoor hi likha tha

I wanna BB you, mail you, tweet you, skype you … aur agar
tumne phir bhi jawaab nahi diya na … I’ll poke you

Kuch karne ke liye kaayde ki nahi … iraade ki zaroorat
hoti hai

Life is paise ki tarah hai … bas ek baar kharch kar paoge

Evidence se badkar aur ek cheez hai … truth

bollywood-dialogues
When a person is passionately in love … uski sari
takleefein door ho jaati hai
Motherly love has no language … and neither does love have
a photo

Trust is a very brittle mirror … once it breaks then it
can never be fixed

In our world the first chance is the last chance … be it
of living or dying

A human is like time … he keeps changing

Memories have a special place in a humans life
film-quotes
To change destinies … even a single moment is enough

Life makes us empty from one side … but then it also fills
us up from the other side

Chance is a small word … and it stays for the same amount
of time

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