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                               Light travels faster than sound
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

                            Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

If someone doesn’t just absolutely hate you, you’re doing something wrong in life

It takes a shit load of logic and brainpower to reason your way through emotions.

I run away from so many problems I should be a size 0.

You can’t control who you care about. All you can do is try to limit the damage.

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There is always an unspoken story in between the person you were and the person you’ve become.

Common sense: The flower that doesn’t grow in everyone’s yard..

Unreciprocated love is like slow dancing together but only one of you can hear the music.

 

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Yes, I do have an answer for everything. It’s “Leave me alone.”

People’s behavior’s are not always determined by personal motivation.

Early to bed, early to hit the snooze 27 times and still be late.

I keep incredibly busy for someone that doesn’t do anything.

Pretty cool how I got an extra hour of hangover today

 

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The line that you won’t cross is as much a metaphor as the bridge that I will burn

Most of us look at the world with wounded eyes but a silent hope remains inside.

I don’t give a shit what you think of me, Merry Christmas.

People who say forever is a long time haven’t really lived forever.

If they’re not adding anything positive to your life, close that door and never look back.

Men have feelings – we just drown them in beer and replace them with sport.

 

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All I’m saying is there’s a big difference between a false alarm and a fake alarm…

I like to ask people if they’re in a bad mood when they’re in a bad mood.

You will never have to chase what wants to stay with you.

Whoever helps you to shine through your fractured reality is your God.

Instinct is a marvelous thing. It can neither be explained nor ignored.

The world is changed for us; soon it will change our nature

Your family can’t piss you off if you spend Thanksgiving in a bar.

 

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Thanksgiving is a time when families gather together in harmony to express gratitude. It’s no accident the day after is called Black Friday

If someone behaves like they can live without you, help them do it.

Real friends don’t question your mental instability, they just roll with it.

To those who are desperate to hear them, lies practically sell themselves.

 

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Sometimes u need to burn bridges to stop yourself from crossing them again.

I remember that one time I was right…it felt great.

It’s too bad that hearts don’t grow back stronger when you break them.

All those so called “useless facts” pile up to wisdom.

Believe it or not, we all have more in common than you believe.

But what if we had a chance, and you didn’t take it.

 

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When something doesn’t add up, I always start subtracting

I try not to sleep too much at night. It only keeps me awake at work.

Success is a welcomed gift for the uninhibited mind.

The quietest decisions can make the loudest echoes.

There are way more complainers than praisers.

Adulting while peopling may result in stupiding.

 

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I’m just a shot away from an unknown destination.

Be careful with what you call truth

Faking intelligence makes you a brilliant fool.

Silence is just alone-time for your mind.

I find flaws and scars extremely attractive..

 

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I won’t be in tomorrow. None of my pants fit

It’s never too much, when it’s real

If you’re not failing you’re not trying.

A genuine smile at exactly the right time is sometimes all you need.

Maybe we only call it pain because we think it’s supposed to hurt.

Sarcasm sprinkled with a little bit of  denial gets me through my day.

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