Hello folks! Hope you having a great week! We all love some crispy and unique funny hindi status with some attitude dialogues in them. So here today we are coming with some Attitude Status in Hindi with a lot of crispy tongue twisters in love status in hindi. Check these out and do share these attitude status for girls, attitude status in hindi for boys with you friends and family one. 

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Window se dekha toh sadak par koi nahi tha,
sadak par ja kar dekha toh window par koi nahi tha..

Hum ishq mein bhi kamaaal kartey hain,
“I love you” likh kar “send to all” karte hain..

One thought fell who told me to tell – sleep well

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye..

Age badhegi toh baal obviously white aayenge,
raat jitni kaali hogi, sapney utney bright aayenge.

The secret of change is to not focus all of ur energy on fighting the old but on building the new

Energy ko kehte hain oorja, smell aa rahi hai baby, door ja..

famous-dialogues

One song asked the other song –
are you SINGLE ?
came the answer –
I am the ALBUM !

Aadmi hee aadmi ko das raha hai aur saanp dekh kar has raha hai

Paisey hain toh single malt piya karo,
subah subah achhi baatein kiya karo..

Green tea reduces weight only if you go & pick d leaves from d mountains yourself..

Sheesha rakho saamney aur dekho apne aap ko,
smile karke pooch lo apni darling ke baap ko –
why am I so sexy

Apney muscles ko tone karna,
apney attitude ko own karna,
baby time miley toh phone karna

Olive oil mein daal ke haldi
baby ready ho jao jaldi

Tum aaye zindagi mein baat ban gayi,
samosa mein chutney milayi chaat ban gayi..

hindi-status

Anup ko jalota karo, dreams ko mota karo,
Worries ko chota karo

Matter hai niji, mobile mein 3G, weight 90kg, am going craji,
mood banana padta hai gym jaane ke liye,
bahot saara ji liya hun khane ke liye

Pail of water ke liye jack n jill gaye theye hill,
with great power comes great electricity bill..

Honthon pe laali kyun hoti hai,
kaanon mein baali kyun hoti hai,
koi yeh batayae raat hamesha kaali kyun hoti hai ??

Income ko kehte hain kamai,
kya guzarti hai dil par jab chutti leti hai kaam wali bai..

Bajao guitar ya cello,
good bad ya dirty fellow,
greet someone with a hello

A good fart is healthy for your heart..

Apni ego ko rakho side mein,
don’t live life jhooti pride mein,
mere dil ki motorcycle mein baith ja,
mazaa karenge ride mein

friendship+status-in-hindi

Patthar tab tak salamat hai jab tak voh pahaad se juda hai,
Aadmi tab tak salamat hai jab tak voh parivaar se juda hai

Chaand roz aata hai,
suraj roz nikalta hai,
sapne sacchey wohi dekhta hai jiska dil mohabbat mein pighalta hai..

Baby breakfast mein dosa khayenge ready kar lo batter,
5 minutes of extra sleep in d morning does matter..

Acchey karo karam karam,
thodi rakho sharam sharam,
pee lo chai garam garam

Jyada shout karogi toh out ho jaogi,
Jyada pout karogi toh stout ho jaogi.

indian-movies

Koi kamaney ke liye job karta hai
koi sona chandi ke liye rob karta hai
koi bills ke liye sob karta hai

Whether u stay in mombasa or sentosa,
whether u eat idli ya dosa,
don’t break anybody’s bharosa..

Gaadi tow ho gayi, self esteem low ho gayi,
stress itna hai aajkal ke 4 feet ki tie bhi bow ho gayi..

Subah ka traffic bumper to bumper,
Arey o samba,
kitna inaam rakhi hai sarkar hum par ?

Chai pee raha tha jab main subah ki,
Chori ho gayi mere credit card se 1 lakh rupay ki

status-hindi

Dekho in the jungle
som shani mangal
infection hai fungal phir bhi
hangal karey dangal

Kyun khujli kar rahi ho kaan mein,
Chidiya toh udh gayi aasman mein.

It’s important in winters to moisturise ur face with a cream,
when u can’t sleep at night,
it’s bcoz u r awake in someone else’s dream..

Chacha chowdhury told sabu,
apne emotions ko rakho kabu,
ek chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jaano ramesh babu

Jeene ke hain chaar din,
punya karo, stop doing sin.

Hello hi namaste,
Naashta karo hanste hanste..

Sunday ko office ki no kitch kitch & conference,
Attitude is a small thing that makes a big difference..

Jitna jyada think karogey,
Utna jyaada sink karogey..

Kaam kar jao kutch aisa joh ban jaaye ek trend,
Believe in yourself bcoz ur creativity is ur best friend..

funny-status-in-hindi

Uppar thigh neechey calf,
When u laugh ur stress becomes half..

Sale par lagi hai dress, buy kar lo,
Darling bhindi pakani hai toh pehle dry kar lo..

Agar ek se jyada mouse is mice
Toh phir ek se jyada spouse is spice

Mohabbat kee raah par hamesha dard milega,
isi raah par medical store khol do, mast chalega..

Humne poocha usse ke, bhula diya hamey kaise ?
baja ke chutkiyan woh boli – aise, aise, aise..

hindi-love-status

Na jaane kaun sa virus hai teri yaadon mein,
tujhko sochta hun toh hang sa ho jata hun..

Baat aapki ho ya meri,
jab butt par padti hai laat toh nikalta hai O Teri

Chahe jitna bhi ga lo gaana,
a man is alone like a banana..

If u see sun in winters then it’s like singing mukesh’s song-
kya dhoop lagti ho, badi sunder dikhti ho

Maathey ka paseena thoda leak ho jayega,
Don’t worry uncle sab theek ho jayega

Gulf mein qatar aur doha,
english mein iron hindi mein loha,
darling aaj breakfast mein bana lo poha..

Kangaroo in hindi is kangaaru,
Whisky in hindi is daaru,
baby telugu mein how r u is ela unaru.

sad-status-in-hindi

Patli ho ya bhaari,
Toyota ya Ferrari,
office ja rahi ho toh wear ur saree

Hichki aa rahi hai phir bhi pee rahi hai whisky,
yeh bata tu daughter hai kiski ??

What is the english translation of :
baad mein phone karunga
alcohol you later

Policeman is a cop,
father is a pop,
failure is a comma,
not a full stop

Whisky bani toh bar baney,
beauty bani toh deewane baney,
kutch toh baat hai aap mein,
yun hi nahi paagal khane baney..

Mushkilon ka saamna karo pyaar se,
darling half kg paneer leti aana khar se

bollywood+dialogues

Bahot si daaru milkar peeli,
behave kar liya silly silly

Salary earn karo phir calorie burn karo..

When you shake your bum, you forget your gham.

Mehnat karogey toh pension milegi,
mohabbat karogey toh tension milegi..

Main wait kar raha hun car mein aur tum drink kar rahi ho bar mein

Neend toh bachpan mein aati thi,
ab toh mobile ko rest dene ke liye so jaatey hain..

romantic-status-in-hindi

Didi tera devar deewana,
DD tera flavour purana..

9 am to pm 9
u r my valentine
red red like a rose
u r my poetry & my prose..

Sunday hai,
good morning to all,
don’t just be another brick in d wall..

Ek baar bhi lag gayi habit,
you will jump jump like a rabbit

Stupid ko kehte hain bewakoof,
akela ko aloof,
what a man needs is roti kapda aur roof..

Kisi ko relief milti hai,
kisi ko takleef milti hai,
ped kat jaaye toh leaf milti hai,
Dhan doob jaaye toh grief milti hai..

Naha kar aaye ho toh odh lo tum towel,
main course mein aaj bana hai world ka no. 1 chawal

love+dialogues

Andar suffocation hai, outside is airy,
Baby laga lo make up, u r looking scary

Apple khaogey toh shakal aayegi,
Chappal khaogey toh akal aayegi

Diye jaltey hain,
phool khiltey hain,
badi mushkil se magar duniya mein dost miltey hain..

ATM mein khadey ho toh baat karo yaar sey,
naye naye note hain welcome karo pyaar sey

Jahan hero ego hai, wahan zero amigo hai..

Aadmi ki jab vaat lagti hai toh har kudi haawt lagti hai

I become nice when I mix whisky with ice

Robert told mona – darling aaj light ON kar ke sona

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